I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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