Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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