and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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