well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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