How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I want her autograph on my taint
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
