Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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