Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize