Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
It's official drugs can't kill me
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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