Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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