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No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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