I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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