Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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