just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
