is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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