Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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