Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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