New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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