Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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