I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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