yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Randomize
