Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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