Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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