I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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