Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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