speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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