Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
We had sex on a dog bed..
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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