We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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