sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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