Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize