i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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