I feel like I'm in dance class right now
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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