But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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