wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
