I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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