butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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