My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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