that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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