Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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