I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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