My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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