do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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