Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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