You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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