White coat. Heels.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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