And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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