6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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