My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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