THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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