So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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