I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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