oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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