If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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