In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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