I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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